Rosebud police have announced their dogged new recruit – meet Senior Constable Bruce Almighty. Both a hard and wet-nosed investigator, Sen-Constable Almighty has a taste for justice as well as roast chicken, kebabs and chips.
“He roams the halls of the Rosebud police station, barking at evildoers, villains, miscreants and occasionally doors opening that take him by surprise,” police posted.
“Bruce also enjoys a bit of undercover work from time to time, occasionally posing as ‘dog who has not been fed’. He is not especially convincing, it must be said.
“Bruce’s piece of advice for this week: if you’re coming down to visit the Peninsula, remember that people (and dogs) live here, so don’t trash the place. Be respectful; anything less would be positively cat-like. And Bruce is NOT about that life.”